What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 03:30

Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”